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« RULES FOR AXEL'S WORLD »
- This is Axel's world. Axel makes the rules.
- You may not drive slow in the fast lane!
- You may not go racing along the turn lane and then cut in at the last minute just because you own a friggin Lexus.
- You may not own a Lexus (see previous rule)
- You may not make it rain during the day.
- You may not use Internet Explorer.
- You may not use Adobe GoLive. Just suck it up and LEARN html!
- You may not remove the 'Hawaiian' burger from the Fuddruckers menu
- You may not discontinue Mountain Dew Live Wire
- You may not have the last Chilli's Molten Chocolate Cake before I've placed my order.
- You may not preempt Scrubs for a buggery bollocks Presidential "Debate"
- You may not be Karl Rove.
- You may not give incentives to new customers only.
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Dear Mr Gates and Friends,
Your web browser is one of the most deadly virus spreading, security risks available today. Please fix it or you will lose all your customers to Mozilla Firefox. Since your track record on these matters is close to pathetic we have to conclude that you, in fact, only care about money and not about supplying your customers with a safe, cheap, reliable web browser. You're very lucky that the majority of your customers don't really understand computers and think that since they bought a computer that had Windows pre-installed on it they have to use Internet Explorer. One day these people will gain enough knowledge to realise the depths of your negligence and disregard. As the market leader you have a responsibility to deliver the best. It's been a long time since you were anywhere near being the best. Shame on you. |